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Not knowing one's own strength, etc.  
03:20pm 05/06/2008
 
 
grasshopped
We have now had our first official Wii casualty.

And it may or may not have been completely my fault.

And I STILL can't find the rest of that goddamned mug...
 
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Thorogood not so Thouroughly Good..  
02:05pm 20/05/2008
 
 
grasshopped
Sigh.

Turns out, George Thorogood is quite the creepy egomaniac.

And the opening band was much better than he was.

In future, I will content myself with listening to the CDs of this particular aging rockstar - they are much more fun.

And involve much much less booty shaking, which I could really do without.
 
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Happy Valentine's Day!  
02:15am 15/02/2008
 
 
grasshopped
I love being in a functional relationship.
I love having a Valentines day that is silly and fun and mildly intoxicated.
I love being really happy sitting at home and doing absolutely nothing at all.
I love being equally happy going out and meeting dozens of new people (and being the cause of high fives).
I love Neil, who is the centre of my universe. 


[Edit] And I hate living in world where people somehow think it is a good idea to shoot up their schools.
mood: deleriously happydeleriously happy
 
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What to do When Your Apartment May or May Not be on Fire  
09:08pm 29/01/2008
 
 
grasshopped

1. Put coat, hat, gloves, scarf, and boots by the door.
2. Charge cellphone.
3. Put on long underwear. Layers!
4. Pee.
5. Comb hair.
6. Pour and consume alcoholic beverage.
7. Interrogate firemen.
8. Unlock door for easy departure/rescue.
9. Twiddle thumbs.
10. Consider putting together a box of important papers.
11. Twiddle thumbs.
12. Stare out window at idling fire truck.
13. Twiddle thumbs.
14. Consider what the fireman meant when he said that you shouldn't be putting on your coat "yet".
15. Put your book near your coat.
16. Watch the fire truck drive away.
17. Wish you knew what the hell was going on.
18. Twiddle your thumbs.
19. Consider doing homework.
20. Consider pouring another drink.
21. Lock door.
22. Return to homework.

 
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CONTACTABILITY!  
05:11pm 06/11/2007
 
 
grasshopped
I have a new cell phone number. Send me an email if you would like to have it, and I shall bestow it upon you, and we can all giggle with girlish glee, or some such. Maybe some manly chortling, if that's more your style. I'm willing to compromise.
 
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In Case of Flood, Break my Face and Use the Bags Under My Eyes To Stop the Water.  
10:55am 02/11/2007
 
 
grasshopped

I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.
I will go to sleep at a reasonable hour.

Probably.












Not.

 

 
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(no subject)  
12:50pm 18/10/2007
 
 
grasshopped
Am I really this young?
mood: in disbeliefin disbelief
 
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(no subject)  
08:03pm 10/06/2007
 
 
grasshopped
So...I have cut off all my hair.
 
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Ladies and Gentlemen...Drumroll Please!  
09:34am 11/04/2007
 
 
grasshopped

Today, I officially became Caps Lock Funny.

I'd like to thank the academy, and my mom, for always supporting me, and Sam, for helping seriously skew my sense of humour, and...no, I'm not done yet!, and my weird fam- turn that music off!...and all my IB pals, for making it nerdi-HEY! I'm talking here! and..oh, fine, you sadistic bastards..


Anyway, WOOT!

 
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books, pirates, donkeys, alfalfa sprouts, coffee, apple pies and SAM!  
07:58pm 31/03/2007
 
 
grasshopped

It should be known that, on this day in history, Miss Samantha Bellion did something that made Carol Brown VERY HAPPY INDEED, resulting in a happy dance, complete with squealing noises and arm flapping.

 
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